just a pen pitch



Do you believe in destiny?

What if I were to tell you that you can take destiny into your own hands right here and now? This pen is your destiny. The one you’re using right now is a meaningless piece of plastic, but this one’s different. You do not possess it, it doesn’t belong to you. You will have to take it from me if you want to claim it for yourself.

Now, personally, I don’t believe in destiny. I believe that there is an infinite amount of outcomes, waiting to be initiated by us at any time. Our actions dictate our future.

Imagine your wildest dreams, your strongest desire, your weakest moments in life and how you prevailed, becoming stronger with each challenge, and here you are, listening to my pitch.

Who am I to tell you about your own destiny? I am no one, and this pen is worthless. Everything that matters is you and your instincts.

So what’s your instinct right now? Can you imagine a series of life changing events triggered by a random action in life? Can you imagine holding your life in your own hands? I can. I believe, that whether we want it or not, this encounter will change us and our destiny dramatically.


The only thing that I am offering is a choice. If you believe that you can change your destiny by purchasing this pen from me, right here and now, please, do it. 

Buy it, and throw it away. I want you to buy it, I need your money, the pen is worthless to me. It might be worth something to you once it’s in your hands. Claiming ownership of this pen, this idea of freedom and potential, and chaos, enveloping your structured, sheltered life, filled with rational decisions and suppressed fantasies.
How much is your destiny worth? How about we find out? Buy this pen from me.

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